The Garbage-Time Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Sampson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sampson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.