The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Sampson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
80%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sampson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.