The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- A mysterious flag erases Sampson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sampson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.