The Committee Backfield Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Ref: "Number Sampson, that's a flag." Sampson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
85%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sampson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.