The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Sampson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
78%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sampson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.