The Stuffed Run Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Sampson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sampson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.