The Fumble Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Sampson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
80%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Sampson, Sampson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.