The Phantom Flag Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Sampson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Sampson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sampson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.