The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- The team goes up 21 early and Sampson gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
86%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sampson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.