The Snap Count Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Sampson's stadium. Only over Sampson.
- Sampson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sampson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.