The Fumble Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
83%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sampson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.