The Garbage-Time Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Sampson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
79%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sampson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.