The Late Scratch Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Sampson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
82%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sampson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.