The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Sampson gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- The broadcast shows Sampson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Sampson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sampson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.