The Stuffed Run Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Sampson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sampson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.