The Fumble Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- The team goes up 21 early and Sampson gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
73%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sampson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.