The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Sampson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
91%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sampson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.