The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Sampson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ref: "Number Sampson, that's a flag." Sampson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sampson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.