The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Sampson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
83%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sampson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.