The Snap Count Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Sampson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sampson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.