The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Sampson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
86%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sampson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.