The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Sampson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
81%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sampson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.