The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Sampson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sampson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.