The Snap Count Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- The broadcast shows Sampson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Sampson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sampson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.