The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Sampson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
81%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sampson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.