The Blocking Assignment Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Raridon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Raridon, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.