The Mystery Tweak Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Raridon is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
81%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Raridon drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.