The Invisible Route Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Raridon will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
82%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Raridon, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.