The Chip-and-Release Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Raridon tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
92%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Raridon's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.