The Chip-and-Release Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Raridon's stadium. Only over Raridon.
87%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Raridon scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.