The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Raridon, Raridon, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.