The Blocking Assignment Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Raridon gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
73%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Raridon scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- A.J. Brown
- Brock Bowers
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- TreVeyon Henderson
- Tyler Warren
- Rhamondre Stevenson
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.