The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Raridon tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
81%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Raridon, Raridon, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.