The Mystery Tweak Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Raridon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Raridon scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.