The Phantom Flag Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Raridon's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
75%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Raridon scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.