The Invisible Route Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Raridon's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Raridon spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
79%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Raridon's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.