The Blocking Assignment Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Raridon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Raridon drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.