The Mystery Tweak Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Raridon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Raridon's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.