The Late Scratch Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- A mysterious flag erases Raridon's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
92%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Raridon scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.