The Late Scratch Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Raridon, that's a flag." Raridon: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Raridon's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.