The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Ref: "Number Raridon, that's a flag." Raridon: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- A mysterious flag erases Raridon's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
90%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Raridon, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.