The Invisible Route Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Raridon gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
87%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Raridon scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.