The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Raridon's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Raridon, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.