The Mystery Tweak Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- A mysterious flag erases Raridon's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Raridon's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.