The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Raridon spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
77%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Raridon scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.