The Chip-and-Release Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Raridon is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
92%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Raridon drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.