The Snap Count Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“The broadcast shows Raridon on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Raridon finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Raridon scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.