The Hamstring Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Raridon finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Texans fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Raridon, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.