The Blocking Assignment Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
76%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Raridon's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.