The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Raridon lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Raridon stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
75%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
Incantation
Raridon, Raridon, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.